No local image
Fuck Water H2O - 8 oz
SKU 7289-08 · UPC 184755000024 · Fuck Water
Active
Your cost $13.50 · MSRP $25.00 · Margin 46.0% · Available 117
Identity
- SKU
- 7289-08
- UPC
- 184755000024
- Name
- Fuck Water H2O - 8 oz
- Brand
- Fuck Water
- Manufacturer
- Picture Brite
- Mfr. catalog #
- FW8
- Product class
- LWB - Water Based
- Products type
- LU - Lubricants
- Inventory class
- -
- Country of manufacture
- United States
Pricing
- Your cost
- $13.50
- Wholesale price
- $13.50 (before your discount)
- MSRP
- $25.00
- Margin on MSRP
- 46.0%
- MAP enforced
- No
- MAP price
- —
- MAP notes
- —
Stock
- Quantity
- 119
- Available to sell
- 117 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
- Status
- Active
- Stock updated (UTC)
- 2026-10-02 22:19
Dimensions
- Weight
- 0.62
- Height (in)
- 7.25
- Length (in)
- 2
- Diameter (in)
- 2
- Insertable length (in)
- —
- Total length (in)
- —
Attributes
- Color
- —
- Size
- —
- Packaging
- —
- Fragrance
- —
- Flavor
- —
- Ounces
- 8 oz
- Celebrity
- No
- Materials
- —
- Textures
- —
- Functions
- —
- Features
- Water-Based
- Quick search
- For Couples, For Her, For Him
- Battery number
- —
- Battery type
- —
- Closeout
- No
- Hazardous material
- No
- Prop 65 warning
- No
Lifecycle (dates in UTC)
- Received
- 2015-01-01
- Active since
- 2014-08-12
- New
- No
- Discontinued
- No
- Closeout not-gone date
- —
- Deleted by Eldorado
- —
- Last seen in feed
- 2026-10-02 22:18
- Images checked
- —
- Created
- 2026-09-26 23:17
- Updated
- 2026-10-02 22:19
Description
Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.
Short description
Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.
Ingredients
Water,Propylene Glycol,Isopropyl,Palmitate,Dimethicone,Hydroxypropylcellulose,Polysorbate 20,Sorbita
Images
No local images yet. Use “Fetch images” above, or run php artisan eldorado:images.
Eldorado's feed image link (never shown here, hot-linking is not allowed): https://www.eldorado.net/images/large/7289-08.jpg
Raw feed data
{
"msrp": "25.000000",
"closeout": "No",
"item_upc": "184755000024",
"map_notes": "",
"map_price": "",
"prop_size": "",
"prop_celeb": "No",
"prop_color": "",
"date_active": "2014-08-12 00:00:00",
"ingredients": "Water,Propylene Glycol,Isopropyl,Palmitate,Dimethicone,Hydroxypropylcellulose,Polysorbate 20,Sorbita",
"item_height": "7.25",
"item_length": "2",
"map_enabled": "No",
"prop_flavor": "",
"prop_ounces": "8 oz",
"battery_type": "",
"discontinued": "No",
"date_recieved": "2015-01-01 00:00:00",
"item_diameter": "2",
"product_class": "LWB - Water Based",
"products_name": "Fuck Water H2O - 8 oz",
"products_type": "LU - Lubricants",
"battery_number": "",
"item_brandname": "Fuck Water",
"products_image": "https://www.eldorado.net/images/large/7289-08.jpg",
"products_model": "7289-08",
"products_price": "13.500000",
"prop_fragrance": "",
"prop_packaging": "",
"prop_texture_0": "",
"prop_texture_1": "",
"prop_texture_2": "",
"specifications": "",
"inventory_class": "-",
"products_weight": "0.620000",
"prop_65_warning": "No",
"prop_function_1": "",
"prop_function_2": "",
"prop_function_3": "",
"prop_material_0": "",
"prop_material_1": "",
"prop_material_2": "",
"features_value_0": "Water-Based",
"features_value_1": "",
"features_value_2": "",
"discontinued_date": "",
"insertable_length": "",
"item_total_length": "",
"products_quantity": "100",
"short_description": "Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.",
"hazerdous_material": "No",
"item_vendor_number": "FW8",
"manufacturers_name": "Picture Brite",
"products_description": "Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.",
"closeout_notgone_date": "",
"products_quicksearch_0": "For Couples",
"products_quicksearch_1": "For Her",
"products_quicksearch_2": "For Him",
"country_of_manufacturer": "United States"
}