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Why Because Fuck You That's Why Funny Vinyl Sticker

SKU GEGSTK-00123 · UPC 810171408761 · Sleazy Greetings

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Your cost $1.60 · MSRP — · Margin — · Available 15

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Identity

SKU
GEGSTK-00123
UPC
810171408761
Name
Why Because Fuck You That's Why Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand
Sleazy Greetings
Manufacturer
Sleazy Greetings
Mfr. catalog #
STK-00123
Product class
MIS - Miscellaneous
Products type
NV - Novelties
Inventory class
-
Country of manufacture
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Pricing

Your cost
$1.60
Wholesale price
$1.60 (before your discount)
MSRP
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Margin on MSRP
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MAP enforced
No
MAP price
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MAP notes
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Stock

Quantity
17
Available to sell
15 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
Status
Active
Stock updated (UTC)
2026-10-02 22:19

Dimensions

Weight
0.005
Height (in)
3
Length (in)
3
Diameter (in)
0.1
Insertable length (in)
—
Total length (in)
—

Attributes

Color
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Size
—
Packaging
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Fragrance
—
Flavor
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Ounces
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Celebrity
No
Materials
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Textures
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Functions
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Features
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Quick search
Bachelor, Bachelorette, For Her
Battery number
—
Battery type
—
Closeout
No
Hazardous material
No
Prop 65 warning
No

Lifecycle (dates in UTC)

Received
2026-05-27
Active since
2026-05-04
New
No
Discontinued
No
Closeout not-gone date
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Deleted by Eldorado
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Last seen in feed
2026-10-02 22:18
Images checked
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Created
2026-09-26 23:17
Updated
2026-10-02 22:19

Description

Embrace your inner sloth with this hilarious vinyl sticker that perfectly sums up your mood: calm, chill, and ready to tell the world to fuck off with style. Stick it anywhere to remind everyone that sometimes the best answer is simply, "Why? Because fuck you, that's why." Perfect for adding a sassy, unapologetic vibe to your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you need a little attitude boost.

Short description

Embrace your inner sloth with this hilarious vinyl sticker that perfectly sums up your mood: calm, chill, and ready to tell the world to fuck off with style.

Specifications

All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use Waterproof and weather-resistant Printed in China, shipped from the USA

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