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Outrageous Office Pens
SKU HP3523 · UPC 818631035236 · Hott Products
Active
Your cost $6.00 · MSRP $12.00 · Margin 50.0% · Available 15
Identity
- SKU
- HP3523
- UPC
- 818631035236
- Name
- Outrageous Office Pens
- Brand
- Hott Products
- Manufacturer
- Hott Products
- Mfr. catalog #
- HP-3523
- Product class
- PEN - Pens, Lighters, Erasers, Etc
- Products type
- NV - Novelties
- Inventory class
- -
- Country of manufacture
- China
Pricing
- Your cost
- $6.00
- Wholesale price
- $6.00 (before your discount)
- MSRP
- $12.00
- Margin on MSRP
- 50.0%
- MAP enforced
- No
- MAP price
- —
- MAP notes
- —
Stock
- Quantity
- 17
- Available to sell
- 15 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
- Status
- Active
- Stock updated (UTC)
- 2026-10-02 22:19
Dimensions
- Weight
- 0.19
- Height (in)
- 7.875
- Length (in)
- 4.125
- Diameter (in)
- 0.75
- Insertable length (in)
- —
- Total length (in)
- —
Attributes
- Color
- —
- Size
- —
- Packaging
- Box
- Fragrance
- —
- Flavor
- —
- Ounces
- —
- Celebrity
- No
- Materials
- Plastic
- Textures
- —
- Functions
- —
- Features
- —
- Quick search
- For Couples, For Her, For Him
- Battery number
- —
- Battery type
- —
- Closeout
- No
- Hazardous material
- No
- Prop 65 warning
- No
Lifecycle (dates in UTC)
- Received
- 2023-06-12
- Active since
- 2023-01-26
- New
- No
- Discontinued
- No
- Closeout not-gone date
- —
- Deleted by Eldorado
- —
- Last seen in feed
- 2026-10-02 22:18
- Images checked
- —
- Created
- 2026-09-26 23:17
- Updated
- 2026-10-02 22:19
Description
Want a pen thats really note-worthy? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know whats on your mind! Sayings Include: Actually, just fuck off. I wish I could fukin spell. Hands off my pen, bitch. These stupid fucks think I'm working. I wanna fucking go home. Features: 5 Nasty Pens Included Great Ice-Breaker Fun Novelty
Specifications
Features: 5 Nasty Pens Included Great Ice-Breaker Fun Novelty
Ingredients
ink
Images
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