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Martha's Field Needs Plowed

SKU KINLPN3 · UPC 9798332560538 · Kinsey Maezing Books

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Identity

SKU
KINLPN3
UPC
9798332560538
Name
Martha's Field Needs Plowed
Brand
Kinsey Maezing Books
Manufacturer
Kinsey Maezing LLC
Mfr. catalog #
ASIN: B0D92QLPN3
Product class
KUN - Unique & Unusual
Products type
BK - Books
Inventory class
-
Country of manufacture
United States

Pricing

Your cost
$8.86
Wholesale price
$8.86 (before your discount)
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Stock

Quantity
24
Available to sell
22 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
Status
Active
Stock updated (UTC)
2026-09-26 23:17

Dimensions

Weight
0.205
Height (in)
8.5
Length (in)
8.5
Diameter (in)
0.25
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Celebrity
No
Materials
Paper
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Quick search
For Couples, For Her, For Him
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Closeout
No
Hazardous material
No
Prop 65 warning
No

Lifecycle (dates in UTC)

Received
2026-04-02
Active since
2026-03-05
New
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Discontinued
No
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Last seen in feed
2026-10-02 22:18
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Created
2026-09-26 23:17
Updated
2026-09-26 23:22

Description

"Martha's Field Needs Plowed" is anadultparody picture book.Poor Martha's field hasn't been plowed in years.If it isn't plowed soon, it might leave her in tears.Her field has been so dry. Her field has been so barren.She thinks back to the last time it was plowed. Not since Farmer Darren.Is there anyone out there that can get the job done?Makes a great gag gift, especially for a farmer. Publication date: July 10, 2024. 28 Pages. A note from the author:This book, and all of my books are meant for an adult audience. They are not for children!Thanks!

Short description

"Martha's Field Needs Plowed" is anadultparody picture book.

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