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Biggest Boner Greeting Card
SKU KK-NK-BONER · UPC 850049885881 · Kush Kards
Active MAP $5.00
Your cost $2.50 · MSRP $5.00 · Margin 50.0% · Available 0
Identity
- SKU
- KK-NK-BONER
- UPC
- 850049885881
- Name
- Biggest Boner Greeting Card
- Brand
- Kush Kards
- Manufacturer
- Kush Kards
- Mfr. catalog #
- KK-NK-BONER
- Product class
- PAR - Any Occasion
- Products type
- PS - Bachelorette
- Inventory class
- GCRD
- Country of manufacture
- —
Pricing
- Your cost
- $2.50
- Wholesale price
- $2.50 (before your discount)
- MSRP
- $5.00
- Margin on MSRP
- 50.0%
- MAP enforced
- Yes
- MAP price
- $5.00
- MAP notes
- No Amazon Walmart or 3rd party sites
Stock
- Quantity
- 2
- Available to sell
- 0 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
- Status
- Active
- Stock updated (UTC)
- 2026-09-26 23:17
Dimensions
- Weight
- 0.035
- Height (in)
- 6.875
- Length (in)
- 4.625
- Diameter (in)
- 0.049
- Insertable length (in)
- —
- Total length (in)
- —
Attributes
- Color
- Multi-Color
- Size
- —
- Packaging
- —
- Fragrance
- —
- Flavor
- —
- Ounces
- —
- Celebrity
- No
- Materials
- Paper
- Textures
- —
- Functions
- —
- Features
- —
- Quick search
- For Her, For Him, Halloween
- Battery number
- —
- Battery type
- —
- Closeout
- No
- Hazardous material
- No
- Prop 65 warning
- No
Lifecycle (dates in UTC)
- Received
- 2024-09-18
- Active since
- 2024-08-22
- New
- No
- Discontinued
- No
- Closeout not-gone date
- —
- Deleted by Eldorado
- —
- Last seen in feed
- 2026-10-02 22:18
- Images checked
- —
- Created
- 2026-09-26 23:17
- Updated
- 2026-09-26 23:22
Description
Ready to make your anniversary unforgettable? TheBiggest Boner Naughty Anniversary Greeting Cardis here to bring the laughs, the love, and a little something extra to your celebration! This card is for the couples who love to keep things fun and flirty, with a cheeky sense of humor thats impossible to resist. Set against a sleek black background, the bold white text sends a playful message: "You Still give me the biggest boner." Its the perfect way to let your partner know that they still have that special effect on you. Front Message: You Still Give Me The Biggest Boner Inside Message:(Blank Inside) Size:4.25" x 5.5" Includes:Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Short description
Ready to make your anniversary unforgettable? TheBiggest Boner Naughty Anniversary Greeting Cardis here to bring the laughs, the love, and a little something extra to your celebration!
Images
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Raw feed data
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