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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws - Pack of 8

SKU LITCP-1076 · UPC 817717010761 · Candy Prints

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Your cost $2.31 · MSRP $6.00 · Margin 61.5% · Available 12

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Identity

SKU
LITCP-1076
UPC
817717010761
Name
Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws - Pack of 8
Brand
Candy Prints
Manufacturer
Little Genie and Candyprints
Mfr. catalog #
CP.1076
Product class
CLO - Closeout
Products type
PS - Bachelorette
Inventory class
SERV
Country of manufacture
China

Pricing

Your cost
$2.31
Wholesale price
$3.30 (before your discount)
MSRP
$6.00
Margin on MSRP
61.5%
MAP enforced
No
MAP price
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MAP notes
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Stock

Quantity
14
Available to sell
12 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
Status
Active
Stock updated (UTC)
2026-10-02 22:19

Dimensions

Weight
0.04
Height (in)
9
Length (in)
4
Diameter (in)
0.6
Insertable length (in)
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Total length (in)
—

Attributes

Color
Multi-Color
Size
—
Packaging
Bag
Fragrance
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Flavor
—
Ounces
—
Celebrity
No
Materials
—
Textures
—
Functions
—
Features
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Quick search
Birthday, For Her, For Him
Battery number
—
Battery type
—
Closeout
No
Hazardous material
No
Prop 65 warning
No

Lifecycle (dates in UTC)

Received
2022-04-29
Active since
2021-11-03
New
No
Discontinued
No
Closeout not-gone date
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Deleted by Eldorado
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Last seen in feed
2026-10-02 22:18
Images checked
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Created
2026-09-26 23:17
Updated
2026-10-02 22:19

Description

Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each pack features eight high-quality paper 8-inch straws with non-shedding glittering fuck you fingers. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.

Short description

Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor.

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