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Fucks I Have to Give - Bottle of 15

SKU LITCP-1144 · UPC 817717011447 · Little Genie

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Your cost $3.85 · MSRP $10.00 · Margin 61.5% · Available 33

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Identity

SKU
LITCP-1144
UPC
817717011447
Name
Fucks I Have to Give - Bottle of 15
Brand
Little Genie
Manufacturer
Little Genie and Candyprints
Mfr. catalog #
CP.1144
Product class
MIS - Miscellaneous
Products type
NV - Novelties
Inventory class
-
Country of manufacture
China

Pricing

Your cost
$3.85
Wholesale price
$5.50 (before your discount)
MSRP
$10.00
Margin on MSRP
61.5%
MAP enforced
No
MAP price
—
MAP notes
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Stock

Quantity
35
Available to sell
33 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
Status
Active
Stock updated (UTC)
2026-10-02 22:19

Dimensions

Weight
0.395
Height (in)
4.375
Length (in)
2.25
Diameter (in)
2.25
Insertable length (in)
—
Total length (in)
—

Attributes

Color
—
Size
—
Packaging
Bottle
Fragrance
—
Flavor
—
Ounces
—
Celebrity
No
Materials
Glass, Wood
Textures
—
Functions
—
Features
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Quick search
For Her, For Him
Battery number
—
Battery type
—
Closeout
No
Hazardous material
No
Prop 65 warning
No

Lifecycle (dates in UTC)

Received
2024-06-11
Active since
2024-01-22
New
No
Discontinued
No
Closeout not-gone date
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Deleted by Eldorado
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Last seen in feed
2026-10-02 22:18
Images checked
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Created
2026-09-26 23:17
Updated
2026-10-02 22:19

Description

Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? Its time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious Jar of Fucks I have to give. This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden f*cks, this cheeky gag gift is guaranteed to bring laughter and help you let go of unnecessary worries.

Short description

Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? Its time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious Jar of Fucks I have to give.

Ingredients

cork

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