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Suck a Bag of Dicks - 100 pc Bag

SKU LITCP-989 · UPC 817717009895 · Candy Prints

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Your cost $2.31 · MSRP $6.00 · Margin 61.5% · Available 58

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Identity

SKU
LITCP-989
UPC
817717009895
Name
Suck a Bag of Dicks - 100 pc Bag
Brand
Candy Prints
Manufacturer
Little Genie and Candyprints
Mfr. catalog #
CP.989
Product class
CAN - Candy and Food
Products type
PS - Bachelorette
Inventory class
-
Country of manufacture
China

Pricing

Your cost
$2.31
Wholesale price
$3.30 (before your discount)
MSRP
$6.00
Margin on MSRP
61.5%
MAP enforced
No
MAP price
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MAP notes
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Stock

Quantity
60
Available to sell
58 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
Status
Active
Stock updated (UTC)
2026-10-02 22:19

Dimensions

Weight
0.22
Height (in)
3.75
Length (in)
5.5
Diameter (in)
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Insertable length (in)
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Total length (in)
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Attributes

Color
Multi-Color
Size
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Packaging
Bag
Fragrance
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Flavor
Assorted
Ounces
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Celebrity
No
Materials
—
Textures
—
Functions
—
Features
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Quick search
For Her, For Him, Gay
Battery number
—
Battery type
—
Closeout
No
Hazardous material
No
Prop 65 warning
No

Lifecycle (dates in UTC)

Received
2020-02-11
Active since
2020-01-28
New
No
Discontinued
No
Closeout not-gone date
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Deleted by Eldorado
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Last seen in feed
2026-10-02 22:18
Images checked
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Created
2026-09-26 23:17
Updated
2026-10-02 22:19

Description

This Dick Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for any a**hole in your life. An excellent gift for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or coworker that cant take a hint. Each bag contains approx: one hundred pieces or 3oz of fruit-flavored dick candy.

Short description

This Dick Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for any a**hole in your life.

Ingredients

DEXTROSE, CORN STARCH, DEXTRIN, MAGNESIUM STEARATE, ARTIFICIAL COLORS: RED 3, BLUE 1, YELLOW 5 AND 6, SHELLAC, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, GUM ARABIC, CARNAUBA WAX

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