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Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book

SKU WR-CB-039 · UPC 9781956562255 · Wood Rocket

Discontinued

Your cost $6.50 · MSRP $13.00 · Margin 50.0% · Available 5

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Identity

SKU
WR-CB-039
UPC
9781956562255
Name
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
Brand
Wood Rocket
Manufacturer
Wood Rocket
Mfr. catalog #
CB-039
Product class
CLO - Closeout
Products type
NV - Novelties
Inventory class
-
Country of manufacture
United States

Pricing

Your cost
$6.50
Wholesale price
$6.50 (before your discount)
MSRP
$13.00
Margin on MSRP
50.0%
MAP enforced
No
MAP price
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MAP notes
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Stock

Quantity
7
Available to sell
5 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
Status
Discontinued
Stock updated (UTC)
2026-09-26 23:17

Dimensions

Weight
0.265
Height (in)
11
Length (in)
8.625
Diameter (in)
0.4
Insertable length (in)
—
Total length (in)
—

Attributes

Color
Multi-Color
Size
—
Packaging
Book
Fragrance
—
Flavor
—
Ounces
—
Celebrity
No
Materials
Paper
Textures
—
Functions
—
Features
—
Quick search
For Couples, For Her, For Him
Battery number
—
Battery type
—
Closeout
No
Hazardous material
No
Prop 65 warning
No

Lifecycle (dates in UTC)

Received
2023-09-18
Active since
2023-09-12
New
No
Discontinued
Yes, 2026-09-28
Closeout not-gone date
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Deleted by Eldorado
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Last seen in feed
2026-10-02 22:18
Images checked
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Created
2026-09-26 23:17
Updated
2026-10-02 22:19

Description

What's the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It's a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite '90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn't show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!

Short description

What's the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book?

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