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Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons

SKU WR-CRA-005 · UPC 795847085241 · Wood Rocket

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Your cost $6.00 · MSRP $11.99 · Margin 50.0% · Available 12

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Identity

SKU
WR-CRA-005
UPC
795847085241
Name
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons
Brand
Wood Rocket
Manufacturer
Wood Rocket
Mfr. catalog #
CRA-005
Product class
MIS - Miscellaneous
Products type
NV - Novelties
Inventory class
-
Country of manufacture
China

Pricing

Your cost
$6.00
Wholesale price
$6.00 (before your discount)
MSRP
$11.99
Margin on MSRP
50.0%
MAP enforced
No
MAP price
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MAP notes
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Stock

Quantity
14
Available to sell
12 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
Status
Active
Stock updated (UTC)
2026-09-26 23:17

Dimensions

Weight
0.27
Height (in)
4.5
Length (in)
2.75
Diameter (in)
1
Insertable length (in)
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Total length (in)
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Attributes

Color
Multi-Color
Size
—
Packaging
Box
Fragrance
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Flavor
—
Ounces
—
Celebrity
No
Materials
—
Textures
—
Functions
—
Features
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Quick search
For Her, For Him
Battery number
—
Battery type
—
Closeout
No
Hazardous material
No
Prop 65 warning
No

Lifecycle (dates in UTC)

Received
2025-08-12
Active since
2025-07-21
New
No
Discontinued
No
Closeout not-gone date
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Deleted by Eldorado
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Last seen in feed
2026-10-02 22:18
Images checked
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Created
2026-09-26 23:17
Updated
2026-09-26 23:22

Description

New packs of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in each pack. Each crayon has a dirty name, and they come in funny & sexy boxes. From Insufferable Vegan Green to Victim Blame Blue, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket's Adult Coloring Books.

Short description

New packs of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons.

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