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Wood Rocket Offensive Pens - 5 Pack
SKU WR-PEN-001 · UPC 643375898683 · Wood Rocket
Active
Your cost $7.50 · MSRP $14.99 · Margin 50.0% · Available 25
Identity
- SKU
- WR-PEN-001
- UPC
- 643375898683
- Name
- Wood Rocket Offensive Pens - 5 Pack
- Brand
- Wood Rocket
- Manufacturer
- Wood Rocket
- Mfr. catalog #
- PEN-001
- Product class
- PEN - Pens, Lighters, Erasers, Etc
- Products type
- NV - Novelties
- Inventory class
- -
- Country of manufacture
- China
Pricing
- Your cost
- $7.50
- Wholesale price
- $7.50 (before your discount)
- MSRP
- $14.99
- Margin on MSRP
- 50.0%
- MAP enforced
- No
- MAP price
- —
- MAP notes
- —
Stock
- Quantity
- 27
- Available to sell
- 25 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
- Status
- Active
- Stock updated (UTC)
- 2026-09-26 23:17
Dimensions
- Weight
- 0.245
- Height (in)
- 5.25
- Length (in)
- 6.375
- Diameter (in)
- 0.5
- Insertable length (in)
- —
- Total length (in)
- —
Attributes
- Color
- —
- Size
- —
- Packaging
- Card
- Fragrance
- —
- Flavor
- —
- Ounces
- —
- Celebrity
- No
- Materials
- —
- Textures
- —
- Functions
- —
- Features
- —
- Quick search
- For Her, For Him
- Battery number
- —
- Battery type
- —
- Closeout
- No
- Hazardous material
- No
- Prop 65 warning
- No
Lifecycle (dates in UTC)
- Received
- 2025-08-12
- Active since
- 2025-07-21
- New
- No
- Discontinued
- No
- Closeout not-gone date
- —
- Deleted by Eldorado
- —
- Last seen in feed
- 2026-10-02 22:18
- Images checked
- —
- Created
- 2026-09-26 23:17
- Updated
- 2026-09-26 23:22
Description
Step up your writing game with our offensive yet hilarious ballpoint pens. Each pen in our collection is designed to bring a smile to your face, whether you're jotting down notes, signing documents, or doodling in your free time. Our pens feature unique and funny sayings that are perfect for adding a bit of humor to your day. Made from high-quality materials, these pens are not only fun but also reliable and durable.
Short description
Step up your writing game with our offensive yet hilarious ballpoint pens. Each pen in our collection is designed to bring a smile to your face, whether you're jotting down notes, signing documents, or doodling in your free time.
Specifications
Office Pranks: Leave a pen on a coworkers desk and wait for the laughter. Unique Gifts: Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Personal Use: Keep one in your purse or pocket for whenever you need a good laugh.
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