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Wood Rocket Demotivational Pens - 5 Pack
SKU WR-PEN-003 · UPC 649910948936 · Wood Rocket
Active
Your cost $7.50 · MSRP $14.99 · Margin 50.0% · Available 1
Identity
- SKU
- WR-PEN-003
- UPC
- 649910948936
- Name
- Wood Rocket Demotivational Pens - 5 Pack
- Brand
- Wood Rocket
- Manufacturer
- Wood Rocket
- Mfr. catalog #
- PEN-003
- Product class
- PEN - Pens, Lighters, Erasers, Etc
- Products type
- NV - Novelties
- Inventory class
- -
- Country of manufacture
- China
Pricing
- Your cost
- $7.50
- Wholesale price
- $7.50 (before your discount)
- MSRP
- $14.99
- Margin on MSRP
- 50.0%
- MAP enforced
- No
- MAP price
- —
- MAP notes
- —
Stock
- Quantity
- 3
- Available to sell
- 1 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
- Status
- Active
- Stock updated (UTC)
- 2026-09-26 23:17
Dimensions
- Weight
- 0.24
- Height (in)
- 5.25
- Length (in)
- 6.375
- Diameter (in)
- 0.5
- Insertable length (in)
- —
- Total length (in)
- —
Attributes
- Color
- —
- Size
- —
- Packaging
- Card
- Fragrance
- —
- Flavor
- —
- Ounces
- —
- Celebrity
- No
- Materials
- —
- Textures
- —
- Functions
- —
- Features
- —
- Quick search
- For Her, For Him
- Battery number
- —
- Battery type
- —
- Closeout
- No
- Hazardous material
- No
- Prop 65 warning
- No
Lifecycle (dates in UTC)
- Received
- 2025-08-12
- Active since
- 2025-07-21
- New
- No
- Discontinued
- No
- Closeout not-gone date
- —
- Deleted by Eldorado
- —
- Last seen in feed
- 2026-10-02 22:18
- Images checked
- —
- Created
- 2026-09-26 23:17
- Updated
- 2026-09-26 23:22
Description
Say goodbye to the fake optimism and empty pep talks with our Demotivational Pens, the perfect office gag gift for those who prefer a dose of reality. If youve had enough of the endless stream of you can do it and believe in yourself, these pens are here to set the record straight. Tailored for those who understand that life isnt all sunshine and rainbows, each pen in this collection delivers a snarky reality check thats bound to resonate with anyone whos ever faced the grind of daily life.
Short description
Say goodbye to the fake optimism and empty pep talks with our Demotivational Pens, the perfect office gag gift for those who prefer a dose of reality.
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