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Wood Rocket Passive Aggressive Pens 3 - Pack
SKU WR-PEN-008 · UPC 647581354452 · Wood Rocket
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Your cost $5.00 · MSRP $9.99 · Margin 49.9% · Available 8
Identity
- SKU
- WR-PEN-008
- UPC
- 647581354452
- Name
- Wood Rocket Passive Aggressive Pens 3 - Pack
- Brand
- Wood Rocket
- Manufacturer
- Wood Rocket
- Mfr. catalog #
- PEN-008
- Product class
- PEN - Pens, Lighters, Erasers, Etc
- Products type
- NV - Novelties
- Inventory class
- -
- Country of manufacture
- China
Pricing
- Your cost
- $5.00
- Wholesale price
- $5.00 (before your discount)
- MSRP
- $9.99
- Margin on MSRP
- 49.9%
- MAP enforced
- No
- MAP price
- —
- MAP notes
- —
Stock
- Quantity
- 10
- Available to sell
- 8 (quantity minus buffer of 2)
- Status
- Active
- Stock updated (UTC)
- 2026-10-02 22:19
Dimensions
- Weight
- 0.135
- Height (in)
- 7.5
- Length (in)
- 3.25
- Diameter (in)
- 1
- Insertable length (in)
- —
- Total length (in)
- —
Attributes
- Color
- —
- Size
- —
- Packaging
- Bag
- Fragrance
- —
- Flavor
- —
- Ounces
- —
- Celebrity
- No
- Materials
- —
- Textures
- —
- Functions
- —
- Features
- —
- Quick search
- For Her, For Him
- Battery number
- —
- Battery type
- —
- Closeout
- No
- Hazardous material
- No
- Prop 65 warning
- No
Lifecycle (dates in UTC)
- Received
- 2026-07-16
- Active since
- 2026-06-02
- New
- Yes, 2026-10-14 to 2026-07-16
- Discontinued
- No
- Closeout not-gone date
- —
- Deleted by Eldorado
- —
- Last seen in feed
- 2026-10-02 22:18
- Images checked
- —
- Created
- 2026-09-26 23:17
- Updated
- 2026-10-02 22:19
Description
Say goodbye to boring pens, and upgrade with Wood Rocket! Polite but Petty Pens that say what youre thinking when you shouldnt. Smooth as Your Excuses Writes flawlessly while you silently judge. Retractable design for effortless passive aggression. Set of 3 Ballpoint pens with Stylus Tip. 1.0 mm. Writes in Black Ink.
Short description
Say goodbye to boring pens, and upgrade with Wood Rocket!
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